The Zombie

This person shambles down the hallway, completely incapable of holding a conversation or replying to a text while walking at an acceptable pace.

The Lovers

These two lovebirds are so in love that they feel the need to be attached to each other at every possible moment, by their mouths…not cool guys.

The Hyena

This person doesn’t have an inside voice and is the loudest one in the hallway. They squeal so much that maybe they should be nicknamed ‘The Pig’ instead of ‘The Hyena’ however their name stands true because of their very loud, obnoxious laugh.

The Olympian

This person is convinced they are going to be late to every  class. Regardless of how much time remains before the bell rings this person always seems to be sprinting down the halls, huffing and looking like a complete idiot (I’m talking to you freshman).

The Police

Everyone knows who these teachers are, the ones that take their job way too seriously. These are the teachers that every student religiously avoids in the hallway. These teachers will call you out on anything; dress code, outside drinks, cursing, PDA, anything at all.

The Bubble Burster

This person does not know the meaning of personal space.  No matter how crowded the hallway is they manage to bump into you, without fail.

The DJ

This person blares their music as they walk down the hallway. They manage to make their music heard all the way down the hall over the consistent chattering.

The Stutter

This person walks like they just walked off of a runway. No matter the day they can always be found putting an excessive amount of hip into their walk.